Need a face lift that everyone will notice? There’s nothing like laughter to light up your face and nothing like joy to lift your spirit! In this clip, Dr. Jesse Duplantis tells the story, “Flying Flunky on an Oil Rig.”

17 years old got a job at Texaco anybody

ever work in all industry here Oh your

hand if you’ve been in the oil industry

how many you know the terminology

offshore work is how many all ever been

offshore oh you hand them work at 6 & 6

7 & 7 14 7 10 and 5 5 & 2 this is all

terminology going out on the rigs but

when I was a kid they paid good money

we’d go out and work in the summer times

and things like I said we could get some

extra money you know and if you work

three months you have an epi say well

you could buy a brand new car cause a

brand new car then cost $3,200 brand new

Volkswagen brand new seventeen hundred

ninety five dollars Oh

beautiful car how many people remember

those days yeah

how many people’s forgotten all right so

I got me a job I became what you call it

cooks help they call it an offer you a

flunky a flunky means you a cook’s

helper you get up at 4:30 prepare

breakfast for the guys that are going on

the rig’s now you offshore they fly out

there by chopper they set you down you

140 miles out in the Gulf and there’s

nothing to see 15-foot swells or if

there’s a hurricane out there you gets a

bap to speak in tongues Presbyterians

speak in tongues because when a wave

hits that Derrick a night there go war

how many men have experienced that Oh

you hand it by they know what I’m

talking about yeah all right but I’m a

cook’s helper because I want to make two

dollars and 15 cents an hour big money

in those days before he would pay you 90

cents an hour’s he made two dollars

fifty cents now would have made all come

all right so I go out there men and I

work and I got to meet the tool push it

the tool pushes the head man on the rig

now we’ll heat balls home he runs the

show every tool Bush I knew was he the

ball headed a fact usually kind of a big

man been in that all industry rough

hands stick hands he didn’t like the way

the building that was honored with the

drilling platform was a big big platform

out there he didn’t like the way it

looked he thought it’s dirty so he said

call egg go get me that flunky tell that

funky to come in here and won’t talk to

you

so the cook comes up to me says Jesse –

what you want to see I said the tool

push it that’s like first thing a flunky

a cook you don’t ever talk to the tool

push too

you talk to the company man you

understand I mean the it the last

guy on the totem pole somebody dropped

something you pick it up you know you

just do it he say you want to see you I

said okay so I’m walking in I said uh I

need to talk to the two pushing ready

whopper I say what fall what are you

doing in here I say don’t get mad at me

jack to push you want to see me a

trooper says that flunky out there I

said yes sir

he said come on in here so I walk in

there born I look around you see them

little red stars Texaco drilling rig he

got a desk Milo you peel his Tomatoes he

didn’t like tomatoes with skin on so you

had to peel oh you bringing him you

served that man as a head man on that

rig whatever he says you do he looks at

me and he says up you knows the front of

this building dirty I want you to clean

this building I said you only clean the

building

I said I’m up him he said we got a fire

hose over there he said we got a pump we

got a pump that could pump out thousands

of feet of casing do but he said just

hook that pump up and wash off this

building I don’t like all this junk out

here get all this all and called dope

anybody not not dope like that this is

grease on threads he said I want you to

clean that up I said yes sir he said if

you do a good job might make your roster

bail huh little rough the bail it make

three dollars and 20 cents an hour

I thought want to be a roster battle I

can get me some money buy me a call he

said I I said okay I said sir

when I finished with this building it’ll

be so clean you ever dragged your tongue

across the front of this building

without getting a speck of dust he said

to me well I try wrong thing no I was

chewed like I wanna firing her we’ll see

about that young man

she’s they can get that done this

afternoon I said yes sir so I went back

to the cook I said I had peeling

potatoes today I’m gonna wash the tool

push a Shack on because it’s a Kansas

builder so I go out there I am NOT a

mechanical man but I bought ready to tap

into the source

I’m talking major sauce here so I go out

there I look at this pump I say let me

get man I’m looking for water holes I

can’t find the bees to call him a hole

spike went the holes pipe

I said he no over I look over that said

well I know such different fittings look

down there in the fire hose that he was

talking about was a little it’s only

about this big

I went and find me a five inch fire hose

I took it off the wall first thing is

this big I looked on that and I said it

fit this connection so man I cranked

that connection up I think well I washed

them all I start with you I don’t try to

do the best I can I’m about ready to tap

into the source so I go over that when

he’s Rastamouse come on he said what are

you doing I said I’m a washed a millon

off he said with that I said yeah he

went I got to see this I got the fever

I said listen him and I said to Bush

told me doing it they said yeah he said

you want me to help you put that pump on

I said yeah he said okay and I know what

he could think look at this idiot but

I’m 17 years old got one hair on my

chest boy I’m ready got my hard hat on I

grab that hose got a brass fitting on

the end of it I said okay put it on

I was about to become one with that hose

but I didn’t know it I would about ready

to break the power of natural law so the

guy starts it little water he runs over

he said if you want any more pressure

you got to turn that Valve but he didn’t

turn the valve some sitting him SID now

man so I walk over to that valve that

punk

I said he said this one I hate a pump I

said yeah that oughta good autostart see

that hose go and I run I run and grab

I grabbed it at home and brother I brick

I break all the windows I’m not the

radio operator out of his chair I am

cleaning Wow

I mean knocking dirt mud then I hear the

pump go and I can barely hold his pump

this hole but I know if I turn this

thing Lucy to beat me to death all of a

sudden this is how the pump goes I see

that roustabout laughing but here

laughing no more he runs over there and

when he touches the thing the valve

breaks food I mean I’m getting hit but I

don’t know how much pressure I’m holding

one man cannot hold a 5-inch firehose

all of a sudden I’m in the air

ah ah ah me woo enough of this thing to

beat bust my brain de got me flipping

flapping they don’t know what to do mend

this motormen comes running takes a

sledgehammer starts beating that talk

and I’m going ah but I’m the people come

up and knock him down he hit that pump

broken in a fool and I mean I must have

been 20 feet picking me up BAM I come

down hold onto the the – crusher come

out

he looks at me I said it’s clean mr.

Caffrey play

oh but this the windows are knocked out

I blew all this honey

you one man cannot you’ve seen four or

five firemen on the hose leg and they

got you see them doing this you can

imagine 117 pound ball but I knew said

hose I knew her to kill me if I wouldn’t

hey stop heroin is sure is bling boy hey

sobbing I’ll tear this I ask you to

clean outside not the inside okay I said

uh it broke

I didn’t know what to do with it then

that two verses don’t laugh

here come the radio operation I never

thought I would drown standing up I may

not clean that place say what did you do

I tapped into the source that’s a true

story literally happen tapped into the

source

you know I became a friend of that tooth

pushing I thought he’s gonna fire me

that’s it get your bags and get out

you’re gone

he said well you did clean it I said mr.

cocky and a piece of dirt on it I said

just look at him it’s gone he said yeah

but just a Dan and win then it needs

they said you almost killed that ready

operator and he grabbed me by the

Haitian I never did like that radio

operator hear me they got he’s too smart

for rich I said yes sir here but he said

I broke the power of natural law it

picked me up see and in my next session

I’m gonna deal with how to control it I

know exactly why that see because you

see there’s enough power stream in God

and some people get nuts with it they’re

trying to get people saved and therefore

you know what they’re blowing everybody

out the seats but if it’s controlled

it’ll bring great service for people

it’ll heal their sick bodies it’ll save

the sick Souls

it’ll get people out to grave it’ll

cause people to walk in divine authority

it’ll cause people that the blessings of

God will come forth to them and you know

what sometimes spiritually speaking

you’ve got God wet you just blew all to

ever where God come out the shared said

it’s clean boy

it’s good I laid my hands in a machine

I said dab up I lose to that weed and

hotdog fell out her spine on the back of

her head the radio intended man she’s

listening this up and in on her all I

knew was grip catch people saying I’m on

me a little it at some other time I’m

out of here

whoever sent this is it Jack you’re

dying with Vienna sausage in your mouth

she did us a dead man coming up the road

Jesse saw it he’s gonna more close the

door

that’s a grandma what y’all doing she

said we’re watching telly I said I’m

notable why y’all dressed up she said

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